Spotting Big Foot

When you hear about Big Foot, this is what usually comes to mind…

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But I’m here to debunk this story. In this post, I will expose the REAL Big Foot and the true nightmare of the reality.

 

For years now, food has been mysteriously disappearing from my refrigerator and pantry. I’ve tripped over tennies that I know could each hold Barbie and six of her friends. The problems have intensified with each passing year.

Finally, I’d had enough. I decided to go on an expedition. I grabbed my hunting robe and strapped on my trapping camera, and this is what I found.

 

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Yes, I managed to shoot the elusive Big Foot!

 

Surprisingly, if kept fed, Big Foot has a great sense of humor. He even likes to have his photograph taken — he’s not shy. Here are a couple shots we took just to put him into perspective.

 

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My nephew, David (far right), is six foot tall.

 

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From left to right: My sister-in-law, Cece – size 10 shoe; Big Foot – size 15/16; My daughter, Leighanne – size 7 1/2.

 

The nightmare of this story…Big Foot lives with me!

 

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find shorts that are long enough (so his knees don’t stick out), the luck of finding a fitting shoe in stock, the expense of custom made shoes? What about the ceaseless trips to the grocery store, just to wake up the next morning to an empty refrigerator?

 

And the scary part…

At a little over six foot four inches, he is still a growing boy!

 

GAH!

If he weren’t SO darned cute…

 

I love hearing from you, so leave me a COMMENT. hmmm

 

 

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~ by bloggingexperiments on January 7, 2009.

61 Responses to “Spotting Big Foot”

  1. Have you called the Discovery Channel?
    I wonder how tall he’s going to get, does he play basketball? If he does he could get sponsored from Nike so need to worry about the shoes. lol!
    Big foot has a big happy smile!

  2. I have a friend whose daughter is a HS senior and she has the same size foot… hard to find shoes for prom! She does play basketball too!

  3. And I thought my husband had big feet! (He wears a size 11 or so.)

  4. How many times a day do people ask him if he plays basketball? How’s the weather up there? You know, stuff like that.

    I thought my 13-year-old daughter’s size 10 feet were boats, but this definitely takes the cake. Wow!

  5. I can’t even IMAGINE your grocery bills!

  6. Yikes! Those ARE big feet. I’m glad you finally captured him. Good luck keeping the fridge stocked!

  7. WOW – looks like specially made shoes are in your future!!!

  8. Haha I love it! Happy Friday! Stoppy by from SITS!

  9. Ahhh, yes, we have spotted a similar creature (or 3) in the vicinity of my parents’ kitchen 😀 My brother’s are all over 6 foot. While they don’t have the height of your elusive creature, at least one of my brother’s does wear a 14 (I think). Because of the expense of custom made shoes and the sheer difficulty in finding them, he usually crams his foot into a 13. We have a picture of him in a twin bed – he had taken a kitchen knife and sawed the ends of the footboard off so his feet could dangle over the edge of the bed 😀 I need to get a copy of that picture 🙂

  10. Lol! The mystery is solved!

  11. hi is thet true

  12. STUPID!!! NOT BIG FOOT, JUST A FAT DUDE WITH A HUGE FOOT!!! RIP OFF!!!

  13. lies this is not bigfoot

  14. lmao i have also found a similar creature. We like to call him Aaron and my sister is dating him. 🙂 he is 7 feet and 2 inches.

  15. gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  16. your stupid it aint real

  17. so its true… there is a big foot. what about nessie?

  18. WELL PEOPLE3 CALL PEOPLE WITH BIG FET BIG BUT SO WHAT IF THEY HAVE HAVE BIG FEET.THAT DON’T MEAN YOU SHUOLD CALL THEM BIG FOOT.I WEAR A SIZE 11 AND A HALVE IN WOMEN BUT DON’T MEAN I’M BIG FOOT!

  19. really???

  20. I DONT GET IT

  21. that is soooo lame

  22. ARE U REAL BIGFOOT

  23. im scared now because i think that the other monsters people say are real and somtimes fake might be real and com and get me when im sleeping and kill me -gracie

  24. you are so stupid there is not no such thing of Bigfoot i bet that was you in a costume

  25. nonsence,just wasted my time to read the rubbish

  26. i think it is pretty funny

  27. My cousin is 6’6″ and only 16

  28. i cam relate to that well actually my mom can. i am about the same size and went through the same stuff.

  29. ok … weird but i got to admit that was funny

  30. I really want to know if he/she is real

  31. Wow you must have done a lot of research!!!!

  32. the real picture of bigfoot was scary but your”r nephew was not scary

  33. dume

  34. i rele WANT to find a REAL pic of bigfoot–not some silly post.

  35. i belive in bigfoot!

  36. what wut are we talkin about again??? :}

  37. Is that gorrilla or bigfoot Well i think its a gorrilla.

  38. lol…that is all

  39. why do you believe in big foot

  40. I am still laughing… I am very sorry for you bigfoot presure, but you are a very proud parent… Congratulations…

  41. i think its someone in your house whos pranking you guys

  42. just wondering if anyone has notice the area of the bigfoot video when shes walking an looking back over her right shoulder the ass crack monkey suites dont have ass cracks

  43. Bigfoot
    is running

  44. I know he is real, i dont care what you think wake up and smell the coffee.

  45. wow you nmust have done alot of research

  46. Arrrg scary YOU LIVE WITH BIGFOOT

  47. hi!!!! i wana know biggie..

  48. who u gettin smart wit cause u got the wrong 1!!!

  49. So you think you live with Bigfoot Take my words No you cant

  50. he is veryyyyyyyy big

  51. wow,it most be hard to do that kind of thing wooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  52. some big foot, i wanna see the real deal :/

  53. Wait, so is bigfoot the shorter guy on the far right or the tall guy next to him?

  54. wow are you serious this is so fake you guys are stupid

  55. hey bigfoot ur awesome! =]

  56. haha ha- what size are his feet now?

  57. haha ha- what size are his feet now?

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